Opening Address

WELCOME TO THE SMEG SIDE OF THE FORCE

A brand new blog about nothing in partcular.

As you may have already noticed, this blog has many different references to different things. i.e. Smeg Side of the Force.

Yes, there is a third side! It is a largley unknown side that harnesses the power of comedy and it actually exists in this world.

There are many masters of the smeg like Wil Anderson, Chris Barrie (Lord Smeg Head himself), Danny John Joules, Rove McMannus and countless others. Yes they may be comedians but that is their cover. In their spare time they really go around spreading joy and happiness to the world.* Not like those dicks on that freakin' Jedi Council who's does crap all every day.

*Yes, Yes I know. They do that all the time.

Shut up, you're making me look like an idiot.